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Old 09-21-2010, 02:10 AM
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NOB (Naval Operating Base), 1300 in the parking lot of the Chiefs club.

All station personnel required to fall in for visiting Admiral to inspect
upon his arrival.

Master Chief tells Seaman Billy that he is to go to the main gate and call
him at the club when the Admiral comes through the gate, ETA 1345.

At 1400 Admiral arrives at main gate and SN Timmy rushes over to the
vehicle.

Asks, "Are you the Admiral that is here for the inspection?"

Reply was, "Yes I am, why?"

Seaman Billy says " Just thought I would warn you that the Master Chief
expected you at 1345 and you're late. Stand by for an ass chewing."
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Hahaha, good one RB!

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Gotta get better than that .
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navy rule # 1 dont f@#$ with the cheif #2 definitly dont f@#$ with a master Cheif and #3 shoot your self if you even think to f@#$ with a warrent officer
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I see mess deck duty in that boys future

I did 6 months in the scullery & then 6 months in the MAA shack, just for running a bomb elevator down the shaft at the wrong time, i didn't know that the Chief had stepped down into the pit,( i was in the control room 5 decks above ) he should of known that its unsafe to enter the shaft when the door safety switch is tied off, & the safety gear was in front of the open elevator door
geez,
same chief made a bigger mistake when i was due for separation, his choices caused this, a month after i left the ship http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...tober_1966.jpg
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