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Ok, I became French today by earning the name "dumass".

Made one of my omelets today. Ham, onion, mushrooms, and jalapeno. It was very tasty.

However, after preparing it and eating it I did not wash my hands with soap and water then dry thoroughly like I usually do.

Couple hours later my eye itched. Needless to say I rubbed it and immediately regretted that action. It took massive amounts of water to dowse the fire in my eye. It was so bad it wouldn't even tear up.
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OUCH! Now ROTFLMAO! I am not laughing at you, I am laughing with you. Now I guess we call you Frenchy!

That omlet sounds like it was awesome.
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My wife did that with a habanero I had chopped up. Took the burn out with baking soda and water.
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i have done that aswell but with an onion

i know how you feel brian

but we all laugh with your misfortune lol
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JALAPENOS!!!!! I love jalapenos, but not in the eye. I too, have done that! Sorry, Brian, but in my case I am not laughing with you, but AT you! Only because I have been there myself!

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