Ok, I became French today by earning the name "dumass".
Made one of my omelets today. Ham, onion, mushrooms, and jalapeno. It was very tasty.
However, after preparing it and eating it I did not wash my hands with soap and water then dry thoroughly like I usually do.
Couple hours later my eye itched. Needless to say I rubbed it and immediately regretted that action. It took massive amounts of water to dowse the fire in my eye. It was so bad it wouldn't even tear up.
__________________ Brian: "A veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard, or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The 'United States of America', for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'"