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Old 10-20-2010, 04:46 PM
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Fundamentally, there are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.

The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "screw you!"

There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in court room.
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LMAO...been through all of them...

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funny but true
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should show this to the gf "you see what will happen if we get married!"
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Wow, I liked the hallway one, but....oh hell, nevermind. Nice GT!
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LOL @ Paris!
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