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Old 11-12-2010, 01:33 AM
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It's closing time, and two drunks are getting ready to leave the bar;

The one guy says "god i hate getting home at this hour. All i want to do is take my shoes off and crawl into bed but Hailey always nags me for what seems like hours."

The other guy says "Sneaking's not the way to do it. Try slamming the front door, stomping upstairs and yelling 'Hey baby lets have sex!' When i do that, my wife always pretends she's sound asleep"
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ain't that the truth, it always surprised me when she said ....
OH never mind, i don't kiss & tell
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Hehe, I like it
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