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Old 11-29-2010, 09:18 PM
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It's fun to cook for Marvin. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.



He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress.
What a surprise when he brought a friend home for supper.



A good day for rice--the recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.
It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.



Today he asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients;
lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.



I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it..
There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.




He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.
I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.




I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.
I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.



GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe.
If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

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BAHAHAHA thats great!
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LMAO!!!! Funny stuff there!

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