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Old 01-23-2011, 10:22 PM
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Default The elderly couple.

There was an elderly couple walking down the street watching as they walked by every bench through the park younger couples were snuggling and kissing.

They both thought it was cute and continued on. They rounded the corner and in the alley they saw another couple getting hot and heavy. They starred for a minute smiled and moved on. They discussed what they saw and thought it would be fun to try an outdoor adventure one more time.

They made it to another alley with a fence on one side and a building on the other. The elderly lady leaned back on the fence and raised her foot. The elderly man embraced her and clenched onto the fence.

Another young couple walking by watched as the elderly couples made mad passionate love against the fence until they both collapsed. The younger couple was amazed and horrified. They wished to make sure they were ok they ran to their aid.

The young couple got there just when they were picking themselves up and dusting off. After finding out they both were ok, the young couple asked if they could ask just one more question. "How do you stay so fit and agile?" The elderly man stated "We're not, We didn't realize the damn fence was electrified!"
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Old 01-23-2011, 10:26 PM
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LOLOLOL....nice, Mike, just nice!
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hahahahahaha! That's awesome
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Toooo funny.
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I've read that one before.... funny
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I've heard that one, too, but it's still funny!

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LOLOLOL....good one, Mike!
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