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Old 02-28-2011, 04:53 PM
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A Master Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the base barbershop. They were just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some aftershave to slap on their faces.

The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

The master chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on me. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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Nice!!!!!!! Me likey very much!
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Lol, chalk one up for the master chief
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hahahahahah! That was good!
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Pretty good ........
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now that is just tooo funny!!!
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