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Old 03-29-2011, 05:58 PM
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One day a blonde comes home from work upset, that night she put her kids in bed and she goes to her room to pray... Dear God, she says, Today wasnt a good day, I dont know if I will have a job tomorrow, I dont know how I will pay for the house , put food on the table , or take care of my kids.... Please help me win the lottery !

The next day she comes home and the same routine... Dear God, I lost my job, I dont know how I am going to keep my house, put food on the table or care for my kids, Please help me win the lottery!

The next couple days go by, she prays, I cant put food on the table and they took the kids away, Next week they are taking my house away.... ALL of the sudden the room lights up with a blinding white light...

This is God, he says unto the blonde..... You have to help me here, First you have to buy a ticket.
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Nice, maybe that's my problem, no job, getting low on money. I need to play the lottery!
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