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Old 04-18-2011, 09:33 PM
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So I know this is jokes/humor but I kinda found this funny yet irritating at the same time. So I wake up this morning to take my friend to Union Station in Chicago to put her on a train back to Southern Illinois after visiting me all weekend, to my surprise there is snow on the ground when I wake up. Now im originally from Southern Illinois as well and have recently moved to Chicago and we dont get much snow down there and people tend to freak out when it does. Well this being Chicago I assume(wrongly) that people up here are used to it snowing and will drive like normal people. As it turns out no that doesnt happen they freak out just like southerners do lol, so anyway there we are on interstate 94 heading into the city creepin along at about oh 10 mph when some jerk off in a BMW comes flyin up beside me in a lane that is getting ready to end. Well he quickly slams on his brakes and begins to slide sideways. He comes to a stop with the front of his vehicle now pointing at the side of my truck. He then tries to force his way in front of my truck and I blow my horn and dont let him in. In my rear view mirror i see him get back on the road and then pull beside me roll his window down throw his coffee at my truck and proceed to tell me to suck his "member" as he pulls it out and holds it in his hand then rear ends the vehicle infront of him hahaha just a little humor this morning on the way to the train station hahaha
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Got to suck being him! I've seen too many of similar things with road rage idiots.
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LOLOLOL....boy, did he ever have that coming!!!
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Yup, that real life story fits here.
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NOW that is a perfect ending to something that happens waaaay to much driving those roads that are ALWAYS under construction!!!! Good story... as long as the one he hit wasn't hurt!
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that is priceless
that is kharma for you, in spades

of course he will always blame you for the accident, even if it was completely his fault
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yea everyone was fine we wernt going fast enough for anything too bad to happen, and yes he will always blame me haha but thats alright i can deal with that haha
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LOL, yeah, he got what he deserved, just sucks for the other person that his hands weren't on the ahem wheel

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