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Old 04-30-2011, 12:27 AM
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Okay, so this guy goes to the golf course and plays nine holes. He loses lots of his golfballs and decides to replenish his stocks by taking balls from the driving range. He takes so many golfballs that he fills his bag, gets greedy, and stuffs his pants pockets full of them. He goes to the clubhouse and has a few drinks. When he is finished, he stands up to leave when an attractive BLONDE lady catches his eye. As he walks past her, she looks at his buldging pockets in amazment. He chuckles and says "Oh, its golfballs!" She nods, pauses, and replies "Oh, is that anything like tennis elbow?"
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Hahahaha....good one!
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LOL, that is a good one!

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ROTFL....but why does it always have to be a BLONDE????
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Good thing he wasn't a bowler...
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