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Old 07-06-2011, 12:17 AM
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One night the police brought home a boy and told the parents that he has been causing alot of trouble and if they dont get him under control they will have to put him in a home. After a couple more times the parents decided there was nothing more they could do and let the police take him off for help.
So, after being admitted the psychologist asked the boy what he wanted to do with his life when he gets out... The boy replied: Im gonna bust every window out of this place !
The psychologist said: No, no no no... You are young and you should think about your life in the future, like... Getting a job, buying a nice car, getting a girlfriend, getting married and having kids.
So, months after months the kid always replied that he was going to bust all the windows out and they denied him to be released.
Finally after 2 years the psychologist sat down with the boy as usual and asked what he was going to do with his life, The boy replied...
Well, I have been here 2 years and I was thinking the other night that I want to get a job and make lots of money so I can buy a new sport car so I can pick up a nice girl to make my girlfriend and buy her nice things, and the psychologist said: Now thats what i like to hear... and the boy continues on...
Then i will pick her up and take her out for a nice dinner and a movie, Now thats what i like to hear said the psychologist...and the boy continues...
then we are gonna drive here and park in the back lot, Im gonna unbotton her blouse and take it off, the psychologist is getting very interested and listening closely all while saying thats nice, go on... Then I am gonna unhook her bra and take it off, Yes, yes says the psychologist.. go on... Then Im gonna take her panties off and put her legs up in the air, go on the psychologist says, and with the convertable top down Im gonna put her bra around ger ankles like a slingshot and bust every damn window out of this place !
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