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Old 06-25-2011, 01:43 AM
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DIVORCE vs . MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Old 06-25-2011, 03:56 AM
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OMG!! that works for me
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That is called JUSTICE. LOL
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awesome seems there's a loophole for everything .....LOL!!!
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Love it
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That is great, too funny!!!

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Hahahahaha.
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Good one. Didn't see it coming.
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Now thats funny right there
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LOL! That was so cool!
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