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Old 07-06-2011, 01:15 PM
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Man's wife was yelling and screaming at him,"I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back!!" Husband says, "What do you expect, your in a wheel chair!"
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Pulled over by a cop doing 117 mph. He said " I've been waiting for an ******* like you all day". I said " Officer i got here as fast as I could".
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The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.


Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"


Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
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LMAO, those are pretty funny!

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