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Old 07-08-2011, 12:09 PM
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To start off, this joke will probably make alot more sense to maritimers, or people familiar with folks from Newfoundland. Just FYI My uncle is a "newfie" and he sent me this joke.

There was a newfie that was attending Yale, and he decided to compete in a local competition. For this competition the contestants were given a word, and had 5 minutes to make a poem with the word.
It came down to the finals, and the last 2 contestants was the Newfie, and the top student at Yale.
Their final word was timbucktoo. First up was the top student, and his poem went like this : Across the desert's dry hot sand, trekked a lonely caravan, Men on camels two by two, destination timbucktoo. He scored an 8.5
Next was the newfie, and his poem went like this: Me an Tim a huntin' went, met three whores in a pop up tent, d'ay were three an we were two, so i bucked one, an tim bucked two...

lets just say the judges loved the newfies poem
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LMAO, that's a good one!

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Yes boy that is the Newfie humor I remember from Argentia.
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Is it wrong that I've heard this one before? That's what you get for working in the largest city of Newfoundland... Ft. McMurray.

P.S. for those who don't know, Ft Mac is in Alberta and all the way on the other side of the country from Newfoundland.
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Yep, another buckin yoke. Still laughin!
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