Well, I didn't get slapped but this happend to a guy on another car forum i belong to, just the other morning. I thought i would share his story with you guys:
The secretary at work (she's cute but taken) txted me this morning asking for coffee. Me being the lovely nice man that I am agreed to get her some.
So I pull into Dunkin all cool like. Ya know, rev the engine and pop a wheel in the balt.
I strut my stuff like I just won the war in Adjikistan to bring them freshly made taco bell.
While in line, a girl on her phone comes up behind me. her voice sounded like an immaculate angel singing down from the heavens ridden on a rainbow hello kitty chariot. I turn around and she is just "meh".
She was talking about what to order, so I unwittingly told her to get some hot apple cider since it was a balmy 40 ****ing degrees this morning and I wanted to punch Antarctica in the ovaries. Yes...Antarctica is a girl imo. bite me
...I'd prolly like it. So I chat with her for about 5 minutes while we order our drinks. I randomly decided to ask her out for more coffee sometime. (This is where Steve gave me the line from my other "girl" thread). She goes:
"Sorry, but I just got out of a bad relationship and need time to myself"
Me: "I have a pet turtle"
Her: "I'm sorry??"
Me: "I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about random shit, I asked you out for coffee, not a romantic getaway".
My head spun around and around.
Sorta like when you're a kid and took your sisters barbie dolls and tried to rip their heads off as a child.
She didn't leave a red mark though. I just cautiously grabbed my coffee and meandered out of the store. I did it like a BAWS though. I drop kicked the door outwards like an elephant trying to scratch his stomach with his 6 foot trunk. Then I realized it sign said "pull"....