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Old 10-19-2011, 08:02 PM
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I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States .

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked
her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would
do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless
people."

Her parents proudly beamed. "Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her. "But
you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. Tell you what
- you can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy
hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new
house. How about doing something wonderful like that?"

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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Dude, LMAO. I spit soda all over my floor cause I was reading this while taking a drink. That is freaking awesome.
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Old 10-19-2011, 09:35 PM
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AMEN, I agree, totally awesome!!!

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That is too funny but also too true.
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Love it!
I need to alter it slightly for use in Canada.
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