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Old 10-21-2011, 06:53 PM
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How many Ram ForumZ 'Regulars' does it take to change a Light Bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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depends on what lamp your talking about lol jk
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LOL...OK, I've seen a bit of that here...
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I think this thread should be moved to 'Electrical' or 'Custom Lighting'.

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I think this thread should be moved to 'Electrical' or 'Custom Lighting'.

I think it belongs in the electrical section hemi, this is just too funny LMAO and you're right, the title says it all!

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I think you all should be banned for suggesting such a thing.
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That's just wrong ^^^^ lmao! Maybe move it to tech support?

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Wow Robert....I think you have a winner here!!!
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Great list and so true. Here are few more suggestions:

2 (or more) to use the thread to have a personal conversation about something that does not involve light bulbs.

1 to attempt to hijack the thread with a completely unrelated question about something that does not even involve light bulbs.

1 to introduce they are new to the forum and just wanted to say "hi" to everyone.

1,375 to view the thread because they need help changing a light bulb but for whatever reason are too afraid to contribute to the conversation.

2 to say they used the search function but could not find anything on light bulbs.

1 who feels absolutely compelled to put LOL in every single one of their responses.

15 to spend far too much time looking for the right Smilie to include in their post only to sadly realize their is no Smilie directly related to light bulbs.

1 moderator to threaten to shut the thread down if people don't start playing nice and quit using expletives every time the refer to a light bulb.
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