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Old 10-31-2011, 10:05 PM
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Talking Government Agent Gets His Way...kinda...

A federal agent shows up at a farm and demands to check out the property. The farmer says OK, but tells him not to go over to one pasture.

The agent arrogantly tells him he has a badge from the federal Environmental Protection Agency and can go wherever he darn well pleases. The farmer says OK.

A few minutes later, the agent is running for his life from a bull.

The agent calls for help, so the farmer goes to the fence and yells: “Show him your badge.”

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Old 10-31-2011, 10:11 PM
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HAHAHA! Some of the agents I work with are like this. Awesome!
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Hahahaha. Reminds me of some the people I used to work with.
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Very Good,
Serves him right!!
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I agree ^^^^ that's awesome!

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I used to work for the State/Gov. agencies and we had our fair share of morons acting like they were the crapper with their shiny badges....lol
I kept mine in my pocket and let them all act tough and all, and I would just sit back and enjoy the show...lol
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