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Old 12-10-2011, 03:19 AM
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A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's' saw. The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
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Old 12-10-2011, 03:26 AM
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OMG...that is harsh!!!!
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now thats one i havent heard. deff have to pass it on!
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Yikes, guess he had one choice and now another

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That was funny, not the ending I was expecting.
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